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Ramon Antonio Vargas

‘He’s living his best life’: drunk raccoon hit DMV for snacks before liquor store

DMV Samantha Martin Hanover Virginia HEAR
a raccoon next to broken bottles
A drunk raccoon passed out in a liquor store bathroom, and broken bottles in the store, on 29 November 2025, in Ashland, Virginia. Photograph: Samantha Martin/Hanover county protection via AP

The raccoon that barged into a Virginia liquor store, smashed bottles of booze and passed out drunk in a bathroom this past Black Friday has at least two other break-ins under his belt, a local government official has revealed.

Before burgling the Ashland ABC store on 29 November, the raccoon had separately broken into a karate studio and a department of motor vehicles office, all on the same block of businesses, Hanover county animal protection officer Samantha Martin said on an episode of the local government’s official podcast published Thursday.

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