In this age of political turmoil, what a blessing that we have some high-calibre celebrity drama to distract ourselves with.
And what drama. The events of the past few days have probably been chiselled into everybody’s brains with the precision of a Michelangelo sculpture at this point (can we consider all those AI-generated images of Victoria twerking art? I believe we can) – but for those in need of a refresher, here it is.