Harry Styles has become the latest celebrity to be victimised by Australia’s insistence that anyone who performs here does a shoey — arguably one of the worst fkn trends this country has made up.
Styles performed in Perth last night and, to both the dismay and excitement of fans in the crowd, he took of his shoe and poured some fkn water into it. So it’s literally just diluted foot sweat in there.
“This is one of the most disgusting traditions I’ve ever heard of,” he said on stage before tipping the nasty shoe juice down his gob.
AND THEN HE PUT THE SHOE BACK ON. Leaving his socks sopping and stinky in his shoe. I can’t.
The crowd erupted and honestly, they better fkn cheer after what this man sacrificed. I’m not even much of a Harry fan but I recognise a trooper when I see one.