Harry Maguire should blame Jamie Vardy, the boredom of life in a World Cup camp in a remote part of Russia, and a nickname straight from the playground.
It is the summer of 2018 and it is Repino, a town of 2,000 people on the Gulf of Finland, so far north that, in late June, darkness only descends for a few minutes a day.
The England football squad and their media entourage are based in the woods.