Welcome to our annual exercise in unrealistic expectations. There will be dinner plans, extravagant gestures and all the chocolate you can eat. If you live in Gotham City, and have reservations at Mama Macaroni, Poison Ivy’s favorite pasta place, you may have the privilege of enjoying a plate of vegan la-zit-balls. Also known as the Tuscan Turducken!
Regardless of how flawlessly your plans materialize, you may be tempted into believing it isn’t enough. This is the danger zone! Don’t obsess. Take the win and kiss it goodnight.
