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The Guardian - UK
The Guardian - UK
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Niall McVeigh

Half an hour of hurt, whinging Spain and the danger of going Full Jingo

Spain Georgia Stanway Tyson Fury Irene Paredes Sarina Wiegman Chris Kirkland Dan Davis Ella Toone Ellen White Euro
Fire up the Freed From Desire.
Fire up the Freed From Desire. Photograph: Tom Jenkins/The Guardian

STANWAY TO HEAVEN

Oof. Is that the time? Just give us a minute, will you. The Fiver celebrated a bit too hard last night. When Ella Toone’s equaliser hit the back of the net to emphatically end 30 minutes of hurt, we jumped up so fast our head cracked the low ceiling of our single-room pied-à-terre. When Georgia Stanway lashed home that extra-time winner, Weird Uncle Fiver clobbered us with our own Ellen White cardboard cutout. Looks like we’ve got The Fever again, and who can blame us? England’s indomitable Lionesses are in the Euro 2022 semi-finals!

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