It was in the parking lot of a discount outlet mall, more than two hours outside of Los Angeles, that a group of men who had been staring at comedian Guz Khan started following him. “I thought, ‘Oh shit, I’m going to die in California for these discounted Nike shoes.’”
Khan and his family picked up the pace, and so did the men in pursuit. “We’re going quick, they’re going quick – we’re at almost full sprint… We got to the car and I turned around, put on my screw face, and said, ‘Is there a problem?’ And this group of four lads said, ‘We just wanted to confirm that you’re Man Like Mobeen.’ I was like, ‘Oh man, why didn’t you just say that? I’ve shit my pants in the middle of a retail park!”
