Earlier today a now-deleted X account leaked the official GTA 6 reveal trailer, nearly a full day ahead of its scheduled premiere. I watched it about four times in its leaked format: very low-res and with "BUY $BTC" superimposed over the middle. I thought it looked pretty good even then, though I was as yet unprepared for how much arse it would feature.
When Rockstar quickly issued the official trailer, I watched it a further ten times or so to make the following observations. This one minute and thirty-one second artefact will be viewed billions of times in the coming days and weeks. Very many articles and videos will be written and filmed about it. Bizarre, arcane truths will be syphoned from it. Outlandish confirmations will be gleaned.
