GTA 5's next-gen update finally has a March PC release date a mere 3 years after it prettied-up the console versions

Grand Theft Auto 5.

I get the feeling Rockstar just enjoys teasing PC players. GTA 5? A nearly two-year wait between its original 360/PS3 launch and it hitting our desktops. Red Dead Redemption 2? One year. Red Dead 1? 14 years. GTA 6? Unknown. Potentially infinite.

So maybe we should just thank our lucky stars that GTA 5's sparkly next-gen update, which originally hit consoles all the way back in 2022, finally has a solid PC release date. It comes out on March 4, just under two weeks from now. It's a free update, and will involve a "one-time Character Migration flow to bring over your Story Mode and Online progress."