Whilst drinking my morning coffee and playing FIFA Career Mode, in which I have taken Forest Green Rovers from the depths of League Two to Champions League glory, it got me thinking about the start of the Todd Boehly regime and how I would run it should, in some very strange set of circumstances, Todd rang me up.
Even though I am not a billionaire or know anything about NFTs, I do have a deep love for Chelsea, and I'm concerned about what happens to it next. So with that in mind, I have set a list of uber-serious proposals for Boehly to read, open to becoming part of his consortium.
My manifesto varies from the improvement of Stamford Bridge, sponsorship, the kits, and beloved music played on matchday.