Apparently, eating pizza in the U.S. now requires a language test. At a Pizza Hut in Gladstone, Missouri, a woman decided that hearing Spanish in public was an act of treason, but learned the hard way that ignorance isn’t on the menu.
On Oct. 20, when a couple of Cuban and Puerto Rican descent were quietly chatting in Spanish while waiting for their pizza order, a woman decided to make it her business. Draped in MAGA righteousness, the woman interrupted them with a self-declared rule: Speak in “American English.” Hilariously enough, she insisted that “English is the capital of America,” which is both grammatically unsound and geographically impossible.
