Gianni Infantino drops some bars. As if this wasn’t tough enough already

Performers inside the stadium during the opening ceremony. Photograph: Tom Jenkins/The Guardian

WHAT A START! (IF YOU FACTOR OUT THE FINAL 59 MINUTES)

“I feel Qatari. I feel Arab. I feel African. I feel gay. I feel disabled. I feel a migrant worker. Man I feel like a woman. I feel for you, I think I love you. I was dreaming when I wrote this, forgive me if it goes astray. I am a lineman for the county. I am the resurrection and I am the life. I am woman hear me roar. I’m the leader, I’m the leader, I’m the leader of the gang I am. I am the one and only, you can’t take that away from me. I am, I am, I am Superman and I know what’s happening. I I I I I I, I I I I I I I I, la la love plus one.”