The year’s most disappointing Christmas gift for thousands of relatives has landed: Matt Hancock’s Pandemic Diaries.
Despite the former health secretary and marsupial-anus-chomper not having kept a diary (the whole thing was devised afterwards), Hancock was in the running to pocket £100,000 for what this paper said goes down “like a plate of sheep’s unmentionables”, and what the Telegraph has judged “Partridge-esque”.
