The first move post-congressional scandal is to open up a Cameo account and charge people $200 for personalized messages of you — and that's exactly what George Santos is doing.
But that's not the only buzzy moment happening to the expelled Congressman. Santos is also getting an HBO movie about his life by a "VEEP" and "Succession" producer (although Santos is not technically involved ... yet), ironic comedian Ziwe is possibly landed an interview with him (he's interested, but we've yet to see confirmation), and Sen. John Fetterman has bought one of Santos' Cameos to roast Sen. Bob Menendez.
