A lot of Americans can steer past Presidents Day without even noticing it, even if they find it suspiciously odd that there is no mail.
While most Americans limit their Presidents Day celebrations to an earnest evaluation of whether it’s time for a new mattress, some have resolved to avoid holiday mattress sales altogether because they’re still embarrassed that they thought firm, plush and pillow-top were the names of the Spice Girls.
Not naming any names.
