The Arizona Cardinals, currently subsisting in the National Football League at a rate of zero Super Bowl titles every 56 years, just wrapped up a wickedly stupid week, even for them.
They made me sympathize with their quarterback, Kyler Murray, which, if that isn't dead solid impossible, it lives on the same street.
In the offseason, Murray and the Cardinals agreed to a new contract that paid the 24-year-old passer $46.1 million per season, which, were he to throw the same number of passes this season as last, means he gets $95,841.99 every time he lets one fly.
