Look, it’s July and we are, at least at face value, a sports-based journalism outlet. The two major sports currently on the schedule just came off their All-Star breaks. There isn’t a lot going on aside from covering NBA rookies at the recently concluded summer league and trying to figure out what football season is going to look like.
As such, cabin fever has set in. The kind that has you building enemies lists over food takes shared in the group chat. The kind that inspires a triple-digit-celled spreadsheet in order to figure out the perfect dipping sauce.
