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The Guardian - UK
The Guardian - UK
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Philip Hoare

From Loch Ness to the Essex Serpent, why are humans so keen to invent sea monsters?

Sea monsters drawn by sixteenth-century German cartographer Sebastian Munster.
Sea monsters drawn by 16th-century German cartographer Sebastian Munster. Photograph: Science History Images/Alamy

As a boy I believed so implicitly in the Loch Ness monster that I made my dad drive us all the way from Southampton to Scotland to see it. The night before, in a dream, I saw its shape snaking through the marshes at the lake’s edge. I was terrified.

The next day the great grey waters remained unbroken by a serpentine neck, but that did nothing to dispel my belief. I filled an empty bottle with Loch Ness water, took it home to put in the cupboard under the stairs, and waited for tiny plesiosaurs to hatch out.

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