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David Mitchell

‘From divinely inspired warrior to compulsively snacking gammon’: David Mitchell on England’s unruly royals – exclusive extract

The Bayeux Tapestry, depicting the events leading up to the Norman Conquest of England in 1066.
The Bayeux Tapestry, depicting the events leading up to the Norman Conquest of England in 1066. Photograph: funkyfood London/Paul Williams/Alamy

What happened to William the Conqueror in the end? Same as James Bond – he exploded.

It’s a strange expression, “What happened in the end?” Looked at from a historical point of view, it implies that the final thing to happen is what happened overall – it was the most important, the defining thing. But life doesn’t have a tournament structure. For a mortal species, to focus on what happened last is a pretty downbeat way of looking at things. In the end, we die. But that’s not necessarily the main thing about us.

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