The sun has set upon Ardross Castle, and the Traitors have headed to their turret to figure out which one of their fellow players is about to have their time on the show cut brutally short. So what are the Faithful getting up to, while blissfully unaware of these green-cloaked machinations?
Miranda Hart is messing around with some bubble bath while fully dressed in silk pyjamas. Sebastian “Bash” Croft is chewing ponderously on the end of a fountain pen (is the castle a Biro-free zone?). And James Blunt is wearing a shower cap, scrubbing himself with a bath brush with all the animatronic verve of a Ken doll come to life.