For A Tidy $420pw In North Adelaide, You Too Can Shit In A Glass Cube In The Kitchen

Look, I’m a simple girl with simple needs. I don’t ask for much. A roof over my head that protects me from the elements. A room large enough that I can swing my legs over the right side of my bed without making contact with furniture or a wall. A shower head that emits water at a pressure which allows me to properly wash my thick, beautiful, mediterranean hair. But I draw the line at having to poo with an audience, like I would be forced to do in this cursed rental in North Adelaide because the bathroom is in the middle of the kitchen and has clear walls.

SHIT WHERE YOU EAT JUST $420 A WEEK pic.twitter.com/R4MbyYPlkh

— Luke Penman (@luke_penman_) June 25, 2022

Behold… the glass turd box. Photo: realestate.com.au

At least… it has air conditioning. Photo: realestate.com.au

The Sims

The tape on the mirror is a beautiful touch. Photo: realestate.com.au

Marie Kondo

The perfect property if you detest privacy! Photo: realestate.com.au

Look at this listing. They’ve turned a single room from a house into a “self-contained” apartment that violates soooooo many regulations it’s not funny. Because it’s in North Adelaide they want $400 a week. pic.twitter.com/uA3286cIkj

— Jamie Moffatt (@Guestyperson) June 26, 2022

Dante

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