For A Tidy $420pw In North Adelaide, You Too Can Shit In A Glass Cube In The Kitchen

Look, I’m a simple girl with simple needs. I don’t ask for much. A roof over my head that protects me from the elements. A room large enough that I can swing my legs over the right side of my bed without making contact with furniture or a wall. A shower head that emits water at a pressure which allows me to properly wash my thick, beautiful, mediterranean hair. But I draw the line at having to poo with an audience, like I would be forced to do in this cursed rental in North Adelaide because the bathroom is in the middle of the kitchen and has clear walls.

SHIT WHERE YOU EAT JUST $420 A WEEK pic.twitter.com/R4MbyYPlkh

— Luke Penman (@luke_penman_) June 25, 2022