Son Heung-min to the Saudi champions Al-Ittihad? That would be a painful one for Spurs supporters with the South Korean approaching legend status, despite a fairly underwhelming campaign last season. Still, £51m for the 30-year-old is not to be sniffed at, if:
a) the figure from ESPN is to be believed
b) Son toiling last season was not just a blip and
c) you can stomach the whole Saudi Arabia thing.