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The Guardian - UK
The Guardian - UK
Sport
Barry Glendenning

It never ends: football’s equivalent of the Hobbits’ return to the Shire

Hobbits Football Graeme Carrick Michael Carrick Football Daily Shire the National League Andorra Boro Caoimhin Kelleher
Harry Kane on the grid at last weekend’s F1 Spanish GP
Harry Kane warming up for Andorra. Photograph: Albert Gea/Reuters

YOU SHALL NOT PASS

Like The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King, just when you think the football season has finally been wrapped up and you’re waiting for the closing credits to roll, along comes another clatter of matches to leave you in serious doubt that this hamster wheel of ours will ever stop turning. In recent weeks the climactic (and often anticlimactic) battles have been fought, the subsequent coronations have been staged and now in what seems like the perfect time for a nice refreshing break in which to recuperate, recalibrate and prepare for the nonsense that is the Club World Cup, Football Daily finds itself forced to contend with the football equivalent of the Hobbits’ return to the Shire that is the latest international break. Oh to be Frodo, sailing off into the unknown of the Undying Lands.

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