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John Crace

‘Five-year-old on acid’: Liz Truss’s Ten Years to Save the West, digested by John Crace

Hugh Kwasi Kwarteng Boris Johnson Downing Street Queen Elizabeth II United Kingdom
Illustration of book titled Liz Truss: 49 Days to Make a Mess with a grotesque yellowy-green caricature of Liz Truss

I was impatient to get going. Plans had been made. I picked up my phone. “ChatGPT. Write me a memoir in the style of an excitable five-year-old on acid.”

“We’ve only got 10 years to save the west,” I declared solemnly.

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