Super Bowl LIX is done and dusted. The Philadelphia Eagles are undisputed champions of the football world, completing the task with a resounding 40–22 victory over the Kansas City Chiefs. And so ends the most active NFL season on record when it comes to take generation.
A crowded, nay, deeply oversaturated media ecosphere inspired thousands of pundits to offer hundreds of thousands of takes along the way—bridging the dog days of August to the snow-covered Sunday afternoons with thoughts, opinions, predictions and claims. There is no prize for saying the smartest or most astute thing, but in the interest of giving some sports talkers their flowers, we've rifled through our enormous credenza of takes to find the five that have aged the best.
