Dawntrail, Final Fantasy XIV’s beach vacation expansion, is nearly here. Ahead of its early access period this weekend, Square Enix shared a hefty set of preliminary patch notes to show players what they have to look forward to in the upcoming DLC. There’s a lot to dig through, whether you’re just looking to complete the new story quests or working on the game’s hardest grind — buying a house — but some of the most interesting changes fall somewhere between the unexpected and the downright weird.
