I am, when all's said and done, quite a lazy man. I like naps, usually forget to take the bins out, and frequently put off making dinner until about 9 pm. But I'm a very diligent Helldiver. The propaganda machine back at Super Earth has really had an impact on me, and now I can't help but try my hardest to spread managed democracy throughout the galaxy. Helldivers 2 has made me a bootlicker.
It's very hard to do this very important work, however, when I've only got one ride off the planet, and the pilot doesn't care that there are more bug nests and automaton outposts left standing. Once that shuttle leaves, the mission is over, whether I'm safely inside it or not.
