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Katharine Pollock

Fatal Instinct: the lewd, kitschy, erotic-thriller spoof that gets better as you get older

Sean Young Bart Simpson Laura Simpsons United States

In a bathroom, a woman with blonde hair wearing a red dress is trying to stab a man in a dark suit, but he is holding her wrist and blocking her. — Rewatching Fatal Instinct as an adult is like rewatching The Simpsons and finally getting the references … Sean Young and Armand Assante. Photograph: Cinematic/Alamy

When I was a child in the 90s, we had a glass-fronted cabinet stuffed with VHS tapes. Despite the abundance, only a few tapes interested me: Disney’s Fantasia, anything starring Jim Carrey, anything starring Robin Williams. And Fatal Instinct – the very lewd, very kitschy 1993 erotic-thriller-comedy that I was certainly too young to be watching. (Sorry, Dad!)

Fatal Instinct is a spoof in the vein of 1980’s Airplane! or 1988’s Naked Gun, starring Armand Assante as Ned Ravine, a cop-slash-lawyer who defends his clients after he has arrested them. Directed by Carl Reiner, the movie was such a hoot largely because of the ingenious casting, starting with Assante.

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