Whenever someone decides to park at a baseball field, they’re making a calculated risk. Do they want to settle for the most convenient spot and risk being in range of a baseball or do they want to park far away in relative safety?
We know what Hunter Greene chose on Tuesday, and let me tell ya — he absolutely regretted that decision.
As the Reds pitcher was throwing some live BP to Elly De La Cruz, Greene’s pitch was fouled back and out of play at one of the back fields in Goodyear, Ariz. It seemed harmless enough, but that foul ball could not have landed at a more unfortunate spot for Greene.
This is hard to believe. This Elly De La Cruz foul ball during live BP off Hunter Greene smashed the rear driver’s side window of Greene’s luxury SUV. “You’re paying for it” Greene said. EDLC’s answer? “You make more than me.” pic.twitter.com/JlCI8wxPsL
— Mike Petraglia (@Trags) February 20, 2024
It smashed the window of his Mercedes-Maybach GLS SUV. Depending on how that car is spec’d, it can go for well over $200,000.
Greene — who is on a six-year, $53 million deal — apparently told Elly that he was paying for it. The Reds infielder pointed out that Greene makes more than him (plus, insurance will probably cover that one). And let’s be honest, if you’re parking a Maybach within striking distance of a baseball field, it’s a disaster waiting to happen.
Hunter in clubhouse: “It’s all good. I’m taking that s*** out of his paycheck.” https://t.co/mDBJvN18WD
— Joe Danneman (@FOX19Joe) February 20, 2024
Fans, though, had plenty of jokes for the smashed window. Of all the cars for Elly to hit, it had to be Greene’s. Unreal.
This was how Twitter reacted
This is incredible. 😂 https://t.co/m3UW0PszxU
— Reds Daily (@RedsDaily4) February 20, 2024
Maybach SUV, trash vehicle. Hit it again https://t.co/X7anvoeg9o
— Col. Leslie (Hap) Hapablap (@ColHapablap) February 20, 2024
Shouldn't have been parked there https://t.co/whaOi4gfX0
— Mike LaRose (@cfsaints37) February 20, 2024
Hard to believe? Naw this is FULLY believable 😂😂😂 https://t.co/GRMgvhoujX
— sarah | ring the bell 🔔 (@bolts_babe) February 20, 2024
Make a better pitch 🤷♂️ https://t.co/vp9wqmJ1Wk
— GB (@gbb70) February 20, 2024
Dude hit the pitcher’s car, then trolled him because he makes more lol. I’m dead, this team already rules https://t.co/3qNC9ftxtp
— HiDadSoup (@HiDadSoup) February 20, 2024
Moral of the story: the Reds are filled with SELFISH players https://t.co/xqW1W1k1tJ
— Cannonball Corner (@CannonballCrner) February 20, 2024
In one legion season, I broke two windshields and the back glass of a minivan.
The catcher — who has since passed away sadly — said “dude you broke that guy’s windshield!”
Me: “That’s my windshield 🤦♂️” https://t.co/TjlTLTG22q
— Brandon Warne (@Brandon_Warne) February 20, 2024
How can you not be romantic about baseball 🤣 https://t.co/Cn1GCfIHRs
— Kelsey Burd (@kburdtweets) February 20, 2024
