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The Guardian - UK
The Guardian - UK
Lifestyle
Peter Lalor

Experience: I paid £55,000 for a beer

A middle-aged man with grey hair and wearing a dark shirt, sitting at a pub table with his hands around a glass of beer
Peter Lalor at a pub in Sydney. Photograph: David Maurice Smith/The Guardian

I’m a cricket journalist from Sydney, and in 2019 I was in Manchester to cover the Ashes. After dinner, I stopped for a beer at the Malmaison hotel. I’m pretty fussy about beer and I love an English bitter. I asked the bartender if she had any ales. She offered me a European pilsner, though eventually got me a Deuchars IPA.

There were a few cricketers in the bar, so I was chatting to them while I distractedly tapped my card on the reader to pay for the beer. The bartender said it didn’t work and asked me to do it again and put my pin in. I did, then she asked if I wanted a receipt. I never get receipts. I’m a bit careless with money and not very attentive. I didn’t have my glasses on either.

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