
I'm not going to insult you by saying I only play Infinity Nikki developer Infold's otome game Love and Deepspace "as a joke" – I want to respect your intuition. I play Love and Deepspace because it's crazy, I'm crazy, and now my deranged Singaporean boyfriend – who's only considered my stepbrother in East Asian servers – and I are going to be playing an awful rail shooter in the sci-fi gacha game's most shirtless update yet.
From August 12 to August 31, I can bathing suit-up in the new You And Midsummer event with my five love interests. According to the blurry memories I keep unlocking, they have all walked through stars, time, and mythology to be with me, remember when my last period ended, and take care of a Pokemon-like bird to honor our lust or something awesome like that.