The man who will script Akron’s first drive against Robert Morris Saturday showed up to practice Friday with little technical football knowledge—and that was fine by Zips coach Joe Moorhead.
“The greater challenge would’ve been somebody walking in the door like Henry Winkler in The Waterboy with a green notebook full of plays,” Moorhead told Sports Illustrated, “wanting to install the triple option 24 hours before the game—that dog wasn’t gonna hunt.”
