The MBM OGs are in the building so it’s time to wrap up this frankly disappointing blog. Scott Murray will be with you for Netherlands v Turkey at 8pm; before that, Barry Glendenning is your man for England v Switzerland. Thanks a lot for your company and emails. Good luck folks!
“As a neutral,” says Joe Pearson, “I still want England to keep winning ugly, because the subsequent coverage is frankly hysterical (in both senses of the word).”
Funnier still, three more wins and the jeers will turn to patriotic flares up the bum.