An enraged man filled up a bucket with 44lb of cow excrement before dumping it on a police station counter in Australia.
Claudio Sesia, 66, admitted to the dirty crime after pouring the poo and water-filled pile on the desk of the Miles Police Station in the Western Downs region of Queensland on Wednesday morning.
Upon arrival at the police station, which also deals with traffic offences, he said: "I've come to pay my infringement" as he hoisted the bucket overhead.