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The Guardian - UK
The Guardian - UK
Sport
Will Unwin

England v Germany and Weird Uncle Fiver’s big Wembley day out

The England Euros bandwagon, shortly before Weird Uncle Fiver jumped aboard.
The England Euros bandwagon, shortly before Weird Uncle Fiver jumped aboard. Photograph: Emma Simpson/UEFA/Getty Images

QUE SERA, SERA …

England’s Euro 2022 campaign has been a tough time for the Who Cares Brigade. Winning in front of 68,781 at Old Trafford. Who cares? Beating Norway 8-0. Who cares? Completing the group unbeaten with a 4-0 victory over Northern Ireland. Who cares? Battling past the tiki-taka of the Spanish and then thrashing Sweden, the second-best team in the entire world. Who cares? To the WCB, the whole thing is simply not worth watching, although 9.3 million people apparently disagree.

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