OH ENGLAND, HOW COULD YOU?
The Fiver has no memories of 1928 when England were last shellacked at home in such an utterly hilarious embarrassing fashion but Great Grandad Fiver is still absolutely fuming and talks about that dreadful day every 31 March. Ninety-four years ago Henry Healless and co were thrashed by the Alexs of Scotland, with Jackson getting a hat-trick and a double for James. How could we ever forget such a day?