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Mark White

England are uncomfortable with Jude Bellingham: and Thomas Tuchel will never win anything while that’s the case

Jude Bellingham of England walks past Thomas Tuchel, Head Coach of England, after being substituted during the FIFA World Cup 2026 qualifier match between Albania and England at Air Albania Stadium on November 16, 2025 in Tirana, Albania.

Words don’t mean what they used to. “Epic” used to be reserved for four-hour Western movies, not TikTok videos that happen to have classical music in the background. “Decadent” used to refer to the fall of a civilisation: now it just means “really chocolatey”.

Similarly, the so-called “big characters” in football have been neutered. Long ago, a big character was someone who fought the law or set their bathroom alight on bonfire night. Now, the title is reserved for a player who refuses a substitution with good grace, argues publicly with their own manager or isn’t afraid to confront fans at full-time.

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