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We Got This Covered
David James

Emperor Trump announces triumphal arch to ‘blow away’ Paris, says plans cause witnesses to weep uncontrollably

Christmas is fast approaching, and up and down the nation, Americans are miserably examining t their account balances. There’s food to be bought, toys to buy, presents for loved ones, travel plans, and prices for everything are skyrocketing under Donald Trump‘s disastrous stewardship of the economy.

The nation needs urgent action to pull the economy out of its tailspin. But Americans aren’t getting that – they’re getting a gigantic triumphal arch in Washington that seems as if it’ll celebrate Trump. A giddy Trump revealed the exciting news at a White House party, practically vibrating with excitement at getting to break the news.

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