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Daily Mirror
Daily Mirror
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Val Savage

'Emmerdale and EastEnders need to clean up their act - they're too depressing'

The news from abroad is scary and bleak and there’s big news at home that deeply affects us all: a chippy tea will soon cost a tenner. Ten. Pounds.

The cost of cod has soared 75%, the price of my favourite mushy peas have doubled and energy prices mean chippy bosses have to push up charges. I remember paying pennies for scraps wrapped up in newspaper, which is still the best way chips have ever been served.

Chips were always a hot, tasty and cheap way to fill up. I won’t pay ten pounds on principle. But when a warm waft of the vinegary smell makes my stomach rumble, all reason might go out the window.

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