Hey MAGA, wanna get really angry? Sure you do! What if I told you there was an African immigrant who’d entered the United States and that he was once working illegally without a visa? Not only that, but since he’s been in the United States, he’s managed to have 14 kids (maybe more!) with a variety of different women!
Even worse, this guy receives more money from the government than you could possibly dream of! Get this guy outta here, right? He’s just the kind of person you elected Donald Trump to do something about!
Okay, yes, I am talking about Elon Musk,for whom the word “hypocrisy” seems too small somehow. Anyhow, Musk really pushed the boundaries by reacting to the untrue claim that 10% of all births in the United States are “foreign anchor babies”:
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) April 3, 2026
As usual, this is utter nonsense that the increasingly addled and credulous Musk has believed without question. Fortunately, this seems like a step too far even for the reply-guys who generally pop up under his X posts.
Look in the mirror!
“Rizz Lightyear” succinctly says: “You’re a f–king immigrant dawg“. Others say: “The irony of a foreigner that has had MANY babies with MANY women doing a shocked emoji” or, (rather straightforwardly) “Mother f–ker you weren’t f–king born here. So shut the f–k up.”
It’s also worth underlining the colossal damage Musk did to the United States with DOGE, the reverberations of which continue to ruin the lives of those he and his teenage goons needlessly fired:
This is true
— Godly Message(@GodlyMessage333) April 3, 2026
But, proving there’s no justice in the world, Musk is on the verge of becoming even more ridiculously wealthy than he already is. Yesterday, reports emerged that SpaceX is about to go public in what’s estimated to be a $1 trillion share listing, which would make it one of the most valuable publicly traded companies in the world overnight.
This would mean Musk is on track to officially become the world’s first trillionaire, with his personal wealth eclipsing many nation-states. Silver linings in this story are hard to come by, but you can at least take some solace in the fact that Musk will at least never be able to buy the sense of humor he so clearly craves.
Yes, Musk can buy anything he likes, but he will spend the rest of his life surrounded by simpering yes-men and fake friends who are in it for the money. This is a fact he knows all too well. I only hope it keeps him up at night.
