‘Donald Trump’ became a viral sensation overnight. Crowds came from afar to marvel at his visage. They could barely fathom that one like him walked the earth. They were in awe of his blond fringe and fair white skin. They marvelled at his weight. And they were in a state of shock when they learned that he might soon be sacrificed. But the fates had other plans, and the collective globe sighed in relief when he was spared.
Now, while this lede might read like one is describing the leader of the free world, one is merely doing a Yudhishthira here: Donald Trumpo jīvati iti, netā vā mahisho vā.
