America’s best doctors have just examined Donald Trump‘s brain and, after huddling together and whispering frantically for a moment, have returned with fixed grins and confirmation that, in an astonishing twist, Trump’s brain is as finely tuned as a Formula One car!
Wow, I mean, all available evidence would suggest otherwise, but I guess you can’t argue with doctors who’d have their lives, careers, and families destroyed if they deemed the president mentally incompetent!
