
Donald Trump spoke too soon when he dismissed Joe Biden as “Sleepy Joe Biden”. Trump himself turns 80 this year, and the cold hand of time is resting upon his shoulder. His health problems are stacking up, his diet is terrible, and he’s been spotted snoozing through important meetings.
Now, a new Wall Street Journal piece, apparently intended to dismiss rumors of his failing health, has backfired catastrophically. This sees Trump himself admit he’s guzzling more aspirin than his doctors recommend due to a fear of “thick blood”, is shoveling down McDonald’s, and that his skin is so delicate the slightest graze sees his hands bleed.