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David James

Donald Trump delivers ‘barely coherent’ speech about bombs and fish to baffled McDonald’s franchise owners

Remember the frog that’s sat in a pot of water that’s being gently heated up? The temperature increase is so gradual that it doesn’t think to hop out until it’s too late and is boiled alive. Well, that frog is all of his right now, and the slowly boiling water is the pudding that is Donald Trump‘s brain.

By now, we’re all used to Trump delivering rambling and nonsensical speeches to captive audiences. Maybe he’s once again referencing the “late, great Hannibal Lecter”, maybe he’s musing on the dangers of shark attacks, maybe he’s just telling a meandering anecdote about some guy he used to golf with in the 1980s.

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