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David James

‘Don’t leave your home’: Donald Trump vows to support the ‘great proud people of Iran’ by carpetbombing their country

In Shrek, Lord Farquaad reassures his terrified subjects that “some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I’m willing to make”. Donald Trump just told Iranians pretty much the exact same thing, simultaneously praising them before adding that they’re about to be bombed back into the Stone Age.

American and Israeli bombs are falling on Iran as you read this, with Trump’s goal to force regime change (and, of course, seizing some delicious oil in the process). He unveiled his plans while wearing a white USA baseball cap, saying:

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