Everyone who cares for Uncle Donald has the same idea. They want him to have a cup of tea or a biscuit or a bowl of Shreddies. Failing that, he could watch some daytime TV. He has a 10-hour-a-day habit, so a few more episodes won’t hurt.
But Donald has different ideas. He might be getting on a bit and reliant on his mobility scooter, but he is through with being pacified. There is a hero in him yet. And so, digging out the rusting armour he collected as a younger man, he sets out to fight for God and for valour, as his great nephew keeps pace on a children’s bicycle.
