Pretty much everything Dolly Parton does is the best (remember the Dolly Parton Challenge? Wasn’t that the best?).
Well, the all-time great singer has added on to her impeccable resume with a new line of apparel for dogs. Which, on its own, would be fine and amazing and the products are great, we’ll get into that.
But here’s what’s even better: She’s calling it … DOGGY PARTON.
It’s so simple! Dolly, Doggy. Add her last name and BOOM, it’s brand genius.
Of course, everyone loved it and the products she was selling. There was so much reaction on Twitter, we had to take a sample:
DOGGY PARTON!
Today my new @DoggyParton collection officially launches, and your pet can sparkle too! ✨ Part of the proceeds will support Willa B Farms, a rescue where animals in need fine never-ending love. 💕 pic.twitter.com/MkzbCaDZgK
— Dolly Parton (@DollyParton) August 31, 2022
Dolly Parton launched a pet apparel & accessories line — brilliantly called DOGGY PARTON — and I need you all to know that I am buying the Blonde Bombshell Wig Headpiece for my dog. pic.twitter.com/RQL15hEBDv
— Jarett Wieselman (@JarettSays) August 31, 2022
Should I get Twiglet and Mya Doggy Parton Blonde Bombshell wigs? https://t.co/5OV5Enag1X pic.twitter.com/NKcg6wjYL8
— Harriet Warnock (@HarrietWarnock) August 31, 2022
Cannot stress how much I *need* this dog wig from Dolly’s new Doggy Parton collection pic.twitter.com/BAYN16BWVr
— spena (@speeeena) August 31, 2022
Y'all.
Dolly Parton has a line of dog clothes called Doggy Parton and I cannot. pic.twitter.com/WUe7YO0wLA
— Frances Danger (@FrancesMFDanger) September 1, 2022
Headline: Dolly Parton launches pet apparel business called Doggy Parton.
Me at 10:30 PM: *banging on animal shelter door* Let me in, you don’t understand, I NEED a dog to dress in a Dolly wig!! NEEEEEEEED!!!!!! Let me in!!
— Mx. Amadi Lovelace (@amaditalks) September 1, 2022
So Dolly Parton has a line of pet stuff called Doggy Parton. I need to get this toy for Kieran, right? pic.twitter.com/FcVK6cEK9C
— Raven Mae (@MaeNena73) August 31, 2022
Doggy Parton. https://t.co/pnbthkEAoS
— Tabatha (@Tabatha_mp) September 1, 2022
CAN’T TALK NOW, DOLLY PARTON JUST DROPPED A DOG ACCESSORIES COMPANY CALLED DOGGY PARTON
— abs (@itsabsaf) August 31, 2022