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Daily Mirror
Paige Freshwater

Dog keeps eating owner's bible - and everyone is making the same joke

Every dog has its quirks - it's just some are more alarming than others. A woman has been left questioning her dog's motives after he started routinely destroying her Bibles.

Taking to Reddit to share the dog's 'demonic' behaviour, her child wrote: "My dog keeps randomly tearing up my mum's Bible. This is the third Bible she has had to purchase." While most users couldn't help but laugh at the dog's "clear atheism", many others came to the same conclusion on how she can correct her dog's bad behaviour.

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Users have joked that the woman needs to take the dog to the vets for an exorcism (Reddit/ u/WarDoggy12)

One user said: "Have you asked your vet if they do exorcisms?"

In agreement, another user added: "The name of the Christ compels you!"

However, one user questioned: "Why would the dog need an exorcism? It's already filled with the word of God."

Another user joked: "Vet speaking 'There is no easy way to say this.....Your dog is an atheist'," while one more said: "Seriously? No one has done ’feast upon the Word of God'?"

It comes after an owner shared how his cheeky dog ate her way through her obedience training certificate just hours after being awarded it.

He said: "Last night my dog graduated from a beginner obedience class. This morning we found her certificate like this."

Admitting he couldn't help but laugh, users have been urging him to frame the half-chewed certificate, as it makes for a "better story anyway".

One user said: "I don't need a piece of paper to tell the world that I can behave, man."

Another user added: "Let it chew your diploma too so everything matches on the wall."

A third user said: "I'd be so proud. Rebel against the system pupper."

Do you have a strange dog story to share? Email paige.freshwater@reachplc.com.

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