Disgraced Boris Johnson has landed in Britain after boasting he is “up for” returning to Downing Street - even if it cleaves the Tories in two.
The former premier, who was forced out over parties, ‘porkies’, paint jobs and the fact he knew about ‘grope’ accused MP Chris Pincher, landed into a storm that plunges the UK further into chaos.
After bunking off Parliament last week to give a £135,000 speech, Mr Johnson stayed on the other side of the Atlantic at a beach bar while the government collapsed - despite still being a sitting MP.