NCAA basketball tournament season is a time for gimmicky experimentation for all the #brands out there. Two weeks ago we were treated to the danky grossness of the Coors-sicle, a frozen beer-adjacent … confection? that smelled like weed and tasted like a can of Arizona iced tea had been taught to vomit.
This, somehow, led DiGiorno to reach out to Caroline Darney and I in hopes of reviewing the company’s new, March Madness-specific pizza. The Cry Pie is a thin crust square topped with alfredo sauce, a light amount of cheese and then what I can only estimate is half a pound of onions.
